A Note.
Dear Executive Angel in Charge of Birthdays:
My birthday is on Friday. I'm just telling you that, even if you already know. A reminder never hurt anybody.
I also have a very large supply of napalm. It's out in my garage.
If my birthday sucks, please notify God that the world is forfeit.
Thanks for all your help!
Yours Sincerely,
Chelsey
My birthday is on Friday. I'm just telling you that, even if you already know. A reminder never hurt anybody.
I also have a very large supply of napalm. It's out in my garage.
If my birthday sucks, please notify God that the world is forfeit.
Thanks for all your help!
Yours Sincerely,
Chelsey
4 Comments:
Um, I probably won't see you until Saturday, if then. Don't hold me accountable please.
Happy Happy Birthday Chelsey Dear!! LoL I hope that you have the best birthday ever. It's to bad I can't be there to make you a birthday cake or something! :) I hope that you have a great day.
Luv Yer Gutz
Hap-hap-hap... Happy Birfday!
May the gift-giving frenzy begin...
The very happiest of birthdays to you!
(I sent a card to chemicalsunshine[at]hotmail.com-- the only email address of yours that I could find. Is this the right one?)
~Cordelia
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